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Two weeks ago, 230 girls were kidnapped from their school in Nigeria by Boko Haram fundamentalists. Boko Haram opposes education for girls. Unfortunately, they do believe in rape and murder. The girls have not yet been found and hope is fading fast.
But wait! A jetliner is still missing! We must saturate the media with as much information about every aspect of the search.
Two weeks ago, 230 girls were kidnapped from their school in Nigeria by Boko Haram fundamentalists. Boko Haram opposes education for girls. Unfortunately, they do believe in rape and murder. The girls have not yet been found and hope is fading fast.
What's this? The crisis in Ukraine continues? Well, it's important. There needs to be a lot of posturing by eastern and western leaders. And we need to know every detail of what Putin said.
Two weeks ago, 230 girls were kidnapped from their school in Nigeria by Boko Haram fundamentalists. Boko Haram opposes education for girls. Unfortunately, they do believe in rape and murder. The girls have not yet been found and hope is fading fast.
WAIT, WAIT, HOLD THE PRESSES!!! An 80 year old white man made rambling racist statements in a recorded phone conversation! And he owns an NBA team! Forget Ukraine, or jetliners! Or anything else that I probably didn't even hear about! This is the most important news of all!!! Let's ONLY hear about this!
Two weeks ago, 230 girls were kidnapped from their school in Nigeria by Boko Haram fundamentalists. Boko Haram opposes education for girls. Unfortunately, they do believe in rape and murder. The girls have not yet been found and hope is fading fast.
But wait! A jetliner is still missing! We must saturate the media with as much information about every aspect of the search.
Two weeks ago, 230 girls were kidnapped from their school in Nigeria by Boko Haram fundamentalists. Boko Haram opposes education for girls. Unfortunately, they do believe in rape and murder. The girls have not yet been found and hope is fading fast.
What's this? The crisis in Ukraine continues? Well, it's important. There needs to be a lot of posturing by eastern and western leaders. And we need to know every detail of what Putin said.
Two weeks ago, 230 girls were kidnapped from their school in Nigeria by Boko Haram fundamentalists. Boko Haram opposes education for girls. Unfortunately, they do believe in rape and murder. The girls have not yet been found and hope is fading fast.
WAIT, WAIT, HOLD THE PRESSES!!! An 80 year old white man made rambling racist statements in a recorded phone conversation! And he owns an NBA team! Forget Ukraine, or jetliners! Or anything else that I probably didn't even hear about! This is the most important news of all!!! Let's ONLY hear about this!
Two weeks ago, 230 girls were kidnapped from their school in Nigeria by Boko Haram fundamentalists. Boko Haram opposes education for girls. Unfortunately, they do believe in rape and murder. The girls have not yet been found and hope is fading fast.
are the Haram fundamentalists Muslim? Might that have something to do with it/
ReplyDeleteOf course they consider themselves Muslims. But not all Muslims are fundamentalists. At least not like Boko Haram, who are among the most extreme.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't my point. What I meant was that the Western news media shies away from reporting on Muslim terrorists because they don't want to be portrayed as Islamophobic.
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